I made scrambled eggs for me and Jack this morning and look what happend by accident when I cracked the eggs? A smiley face! :)

Jan.

My new hair as of 2:30pm today...





Jan.

Oh my.





Every time I give Bijou this stuff he freaks out and I crack up! The photos on the bag of catnip also crack me up!

See how much he likes it?







He loves it & watching him provides me with much entertainment.

Jan.

Our Hawaii photos with commentary!

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=106449&id=554676738&saved#/photo.php?pid=2667611&id=554676738

Jan.

I'm back from Hawaii. Plane landed 6:59am on Friday. I am so tired.

Tired.

But invigorated.

I am a new woman, reborn.

I have much to share with you all about Hawaii but rest is in order right now. I'll update soon with all of the magical experiences that happened to me.

Here's one of my favorite photos from Hawaii:




Jan.

Dear Conan,

I'm kind of pissed at you that you moved from NYC to L.A. I know hosting The Tonight Show is a big deal and all, but I cannot remove you from NYC. I'm a little pissed but I'm still watching.

All the times I had tickets for you in NYC and didn't go...for shame on me. Oh well, now I'll never see you & I'm certainly not going to L.A. to see you cause I am not down with that town.

Plus, even though Andy Richter is back, it's just not the same in L.A.

Pooh :( but I still love you.

Jan.

I opted to use the FaceBook personal name change option. I'm now:

facebook.com/OneLuckyBiatch

on FaceBook!

Jan.

Jan.

Little Bijou Kitty loves to sit in my dresser drawers, wth?

Jan.

Little Bijou Kitty's favorite form of entertainment these days...it's like television for kitty cats!

Jan.

This little appliance has changed my life for EVAH! Braun Silk Epil

Summer is here. I use this epilator and don't have to shave my legs for 4 to 5 weeks. I'm totally not b.s.'ing you on this one. It's about $50.00 & I got mine at Bed Bath & Beyond. You can also use it on other body parts.

I'm not gonna lie. The first or second time you use it IT FREAKING HURTS. But by the third time it really didn't hurt and now it doesn't hurt at all and I've been using it for over a year.

Jan.

Okay, we all know I'm a bit of a cam whore.

Here are some new pics taken last night of me & my new boobs and my new size 4 :)





Jan. a.k.a. cam whore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsyWuVA_kmk

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Jan.

Here are my top 25. This was so hard! I think a calculus problem would have been easier. I listed my top 25 and put a little commentary next to it. Share your list if you'd like I'm curious...

1. Smiths - Reel Around The Fountain [the lyrics are so innocent and so jaded and calculated at the same time]

2. Morrissey - I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday [gives me hope]

3. Cure - Pictures of You [reminds me of somebody very special]

4. Depeche Mode - Behind The Wheel [sexy]

5. Joan Jett - Do You Wanna Touch [pure rock & roll]

6. David Grey - Say Hello Wave Goodbye [reminds me of how me & my ex broke up]

7. Roy Orbison - It's Over [makes me want to killl myself with a dull butter knife that's rusty]

8. The Cranes - Paris and Rome [reminds me of someone special and she sounds like a little girl on helium]

9. The Sundays - I Kicked A Boy [the lyrics are so clever and wicked but the melody is so happy go lucky, pure contradiction]

10. Smashing Pumpkins - Ava Adore [amazing lyrics]

11. Tony Bennett - Smile [makes me cry every time]

12. Johnny Cash - Cocaine Blues [I'd have liked to have gone on that trip with him so long as I didn't get in trouble]

13. Soundgarden - Slaves and Bulldozers [bass drives me nuts]

14. The Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go [pure rock & rolll]

15. Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees [breathtaking lyrics and vocals]

16. Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road [Bruce was my very first concert and I remember this one the best]

17. Massive Attack - Black Milk [sensual as all getout]

18. Robyn Hitchcock - Balloon Man [makes me happy and sing outloud and skip around town every single time]

19. Weezer - Island In The Sun [same reason as #18]

20. U2 - One Love [lyrics get to me, make me feel unified, happy and sad at the same time]

21. Lillian Axe - Letters In The Rain [amazing vocals and very powerful]

22. Bon Jovi - I'll Be There For You [me & Amy used to sing this in harmony in the car and boy that was fun]

23. Warrior Soul - I See The Ruins [pure angst and raw]

24. Big Country - In A Big Country [classic rock & roll and I love the Irish feel]

25. The Cure - Fascination Street [listen to this one only focusing on the bass line and you'll be amazed]

Jan.

Little Bijou Kitty just did the cutest thing.

I set a bowl of water down onto the floor where I keep my painting supplies because I felt like doing some watercolor painting for the evenining to relax and unwind, but before I tained the water with any paints or brushes he decided to take a big, long drink of it even though he has his own perfectly fresh and huge bowl of water of his own.

:)

Jan.

I can't wait to be able to to yoga and pilates again. I'll find out Friday when I see my surgeon for my post-op follow up if I can start doing things again or if I have to wait longer. It's been 2 months since my surgery but I have a feeling he's going to tell me to wait a bit longer still :/

My friend BBFF [best bowel friend forever!] Kristen is all ready to do yoga with me everyday and I'm really looking forward to it.

Jan.

Think of 25 albums, CDs, LPs (if you're over 40) that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life. Dug into your soul. Music that brought you to life when you heard it. Royally affected you, kicked you in the wasu, literally socked you in the gut, is what I mean. Then when you finish, tag 15 others, including me. Make sure you copy and paste this part so they know the drill.

My albums are in no particular order because I'm a lazy biatch!

1. Nirvana - "Nevermind"

2. Morrissey - "Vauxhall and I"

3. Neil Young - "Harvest Moon"

4. The Cranes - "Loved"

5. The Sundays - "Reading, Writing & Arethmatic"
6. The Cure - "Disintigration"

7. Johnny Cash - "Best of Johnny Cash"

8. U2 - "The Joshua Tree"

9. Soundgarden - "Badmotorfinger"

10. Social Distortion - "Social Distortion"

11. Matisyahu - "Youth"

12. Queen - "Greatest Hits Vol I,II & III"

13. David Grey - "White Ladder"

14. Morrissey - "Bona Drag"

15. The Smiths - "The Best of the Smiths, Vol. 2"

16. Depeche Mode - "Violator"

17. The Cure - "Staring At The Sea"

18. Warrior Soul - "Drugs, God & The New Republic"

19. Lillian Axe - "Love And War"

20. Pink Floyd - "Dark Side Of The Moon"

21. Sublime - "40 Oz. To Freedoom"

22. Smashing Pumpkins - "Gish"

23. Roy Orbison - Black & White Night"

24. Radiohead - "Pablo Honey"

25. Bon Jovi - "Slippery When Wet"

Jan.

Are you gone
Did you just fly away
The sun is gone away
And I can't seem to find my way

Are you gone
Just like in dreams you said
And dreams should never die
And I just want to hide away

Are you gone
Did you just fly away
The sun is gone away
And I can't seem to find my way

Are you gone
Just like in dreams you said
And dreams should never die
And I just want to hide away

* * * * *

AND THIS ONE IS FOR ALL OF US TO SOOTHE THE ABOVE ...

Though it seems you can't go on
You know that you can be strong
Find a way to carry on

And God bless your soul
In the heavens up above
If you can't find a way
You must know that you are loved

Try to be strong
Find a way to carry on
I know you are brave
And I hope you find your way

Is there a reason why
the sky gets black at night and
Our hearts feel like stone
And you're left to face this alone?

Try to be strong
Find a way to carry on
I know you are brave
And I hope you find your way
I know you are brave
And I hope you find your way

Jan.